~ "Unless there's some emotional tie, I'd rather play tennis." - Bianca Jagger
~ Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of wich have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo F. Buscaglia
~ "The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon
~ "You haven't lived until you died in California." - Mort Sahl
~ "Kissing is a way to get two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other." - Unknown
Funny Useless Facts
* Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off. * In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. * Mosquitoes have 47 teeth. * No word in the the English dictionary rhymes with "MONTH". * Ants never sleep. * The earth is approx. 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
Smile, it enhances your face value!! :D
A truck driver was driving along the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
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